Monday, January 26, 2009

Things I think in my head about Dogs!


1 year ago for Christmas I got a black puppy. We named him RUDY, and ever since then I have been very curious about a few things!

-What colors do they see in?
-Do they have an conscious and their own opinions?
-Why to they have 2 butt holes?
-Do they know whats going on???
-What to they think of us?
-Why does their breath smell like fish?
-Are they embarrassed after they get a haircut?
-Why don't they have a uvula?
-Why to they shake and squat when they poop?
-Why do they lift up their leg when they pee?
-Are they self-conscious about us watching them go to the bathroom?
-Can they get constipated?
-Do they go to the bathroom in the house on purpose?
-Do they fart like we do?

4 comments:

  1. I think this is great, I can't wait to read what you write! Maybe I'll be mentioned from time to time. M

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  2. I would say yes dogs fart just like we do and like to fart just like we do. Did you snakes fart? And they smell is really bad. They do it as a warning sign when they feel threatened.
    Keep it Delaney, Nice blog!
    Dave

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  3. did you know the only time a gnat flies straight is when they fart ...

    i can't wait to hear the next thing from your head!

    nice work!
    damian

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  4. you should be as obsessed with spelling as you are with farting,
    keep up the good work!

    love mom

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