Sunday, September 27, 2009

Things I think in my head about people who shop at Petsmart

Well the other day we had to go drop of my dog at PETSMART to get a haircut. I have been to that store many times and never really thought about how many people are so crazy about their animals. I  am not making fun of anyone but if you need to shop with your dog in a green polka-dotted stroller there may be a few slight problems. I walked in and saw some really interesting things that's when my head became filled with thoughts...
-I didn't know this many people were this crazy about their dogs.
-Is it Pet Smart or Pets Mart?
-Are you seriously pushing your dog in a stroller, it has four legs you know.
-Hey mom, can we get Rudy a hot pink sparkly vest?
-Harley Davidson boots for a dog, you've got to be kidding me.
-(we walk into the grooming place) hey look nail polish for dogs hey Rudy want a pedicure.
-Then we saw this Little Yorkie who was getting groomed, he looked miserable and his face was really funny, he was almost asking me to help him.
-Your dog does not need a barbie princess Halloween costume its a boy you know!
-Uggs for dogs in every color... someone needs help
-Poor cats in the window will someone buy them already.
-Wow your desperate for friends, while there is  a guy having a full out conversation about his weekend with his dog. 
-How many times do I have to say it, THEY WON'T ANSWER BACK!
-I think Rudy needs a hammock and a stroller too.
- Want a matching robe and slippers for your dog!?
-Sunglasses and Goggles for the pool for your dog, there called DOGGLES!
-Hawaiian board shorts for your dog.
-Halloween wigs!
-Then the best part of the whole trip, a lady is pushing her dog down the isle in a dog stroller and trying on clothes for it! Wait gets better, shes waiting in line behind us and starts yelling at her dog to sit. You'll never guess what his name was...MICKEY the same as my brother. Then she buys a mickey mouse costume for her dog who she talking too.. "Mickey sit, sit Mickey, good boy as my brother is in the store buying a fish and this poor dog "Mickey" is stuck in a green floral stroller trying on Halloween costumes. PRICELESS!