Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Things I think in my head about Satan!


My mom always told me that there was no such thing as satan, and I believed her. Well this spring it all changed and SHE WAS WRONG! There is such thing as satan, and guess what lucky me she is on my lacrosse team! As soon as I saw her walk on the field, I swear I didn't think my life could get any worse!

-Why can't you play another sport that I don't do!
-What are you wearing, were running you know!
-What the heck am I going to do now.
-Leave please!
-2 weeks later...QUIT ALREADY YOU KNOW YOUR HERE JUST TO SOCIALIZE!!!
-OKAY lady if your gonna talk about me and say that I cant play you've got to be kidding me!
-Don't sit in front of me your hair is too big then I won't be able to see!
-Talk about The hair...can't you put it up in a headband or a ponytail even!
-ugh I say as I compare my soccer shorts and Bella mozzarella t-shirt to her hot pink and black matching tight tank top with matching shorts and earrings and EYE SHADOW! Freak
-Shut up your gonna get us in trouble...wait you already did!
-GET OFF THE TEAM!!!
-Can it be SATAN?!

2 comments:

  1. Why? what happened? Who's on your team now? Same girl from soccer? Tell me everything. And hang in there, you're better than this girl... you KNOW that right?!

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  2. Delaney, where is my paragraph about Mammals?? I'm not going to let you forget. In case you need a reminder the assignment was: In one paragraph explain why we are or are not Mammals.
    Hope you are feeling better.
    PS Anyone who wears eyeshadow for a Lacrosse game is a FREAK and should be concentrating on the game and NOT her make up! Keep playing like you mean it!

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